did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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