That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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