we have officially lost it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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