After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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