I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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