I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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