Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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