Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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