weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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