Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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