Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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