Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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