I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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