i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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