Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I want to be your penis for a week.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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