That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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