i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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