We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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