I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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