turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
