Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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