Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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