You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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