If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Alive.
So much puke
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My vagina is very pro this idea
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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