its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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