I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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