I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
