I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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