the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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third nipple confirmed
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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