you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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