spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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