some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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