i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Randomize