Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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