i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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