I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think I am morally bankrupt
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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