She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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