brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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