So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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