Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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