Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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