I must be too annoying 4 u.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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