omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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