I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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