I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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