her vagine was all disorganized.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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