I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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