HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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