He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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