Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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