All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We had to coat check the pizza.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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