So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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