In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you win again, gameday.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
When did angry sex become our thing?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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