There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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