Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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