i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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